We have HBO channels for free for the weekend at my house. This is a conversation that just occurred at the dinner table.

  • Mom: So you know how we have free HBO this weekend
  • Me: .......
  • Me: Yeah....
  • Mom: Well I was watching it last night and I found a movie..*awkward face*
  • Me: Oh god...
  • Mom: It was called Alien Sexy Housewives
  • Me: Oh god mom no
  • Mom: It was quite pornographic
  • Me: Mom who chooses a movie called Alien Sexy Housewives what even mom really what that has porn written all over it ahhh mom no...no mom no
  • Mom: But I thought it was a parody of those housewife shows..
  • Me: No mom
  • Mom: But---
  • Me: No
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Dad: So how long did you watch it for?
  • Me: Oh my god the Hunger Games!! Tomorrow!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • My father: Okay..
  • Me: Dad, it's the Hunger Games
  • My father: ..Okay..
  • Me: Dad, this is one of the most epic series ever, do you not understand? It's one of my favorite books!! And I'm excited, okay?! Geez..
  • My father:
  • My father:
  • My father: ...........Why?
  • Me: *walks away*

LMAO I’VE BEEN HOME ALONE MOST OF THE DAY SO I FORGOT MY DAD CAME HOME AND I SAID WHAT THE FUCK REALLY LOUD. OH MY GOSH, LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

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…………but my mother says no.

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wahhhhhhhhh somebody help meeeeeeeeeeee:( i dont wanna wait til im 18:(((((((

**syd, i don’t think dat’s gonna work.

It’s not because I’m a 16 year old girl.

Dear Parents,

I’m not mad because you won’t let me go to a movie an hour away with just my friend. I don’t care. I mean yeah I guess it does piss me off a little bit, but that’s not why I get so upset. I get upset because you act like I’m never allowed to feel any emotion but happy gratitude, like I’m supposed to bow down to you and understand why you do everything you do. You don’t seem to get that. Yeah, you’ve kept me alive my whole life, but the cost for that has been my actual oppurtunity to live. I hear all these kids tell all their stories about the things they’ve done, but all I have to tell are YOUR stories. I don’t have any of my own stories. I’ve been kept on too short of a leash. You can say that you’re just trying to protect me, but it’s like you’re not letting me live because I might die. Maybe it is because I’m a teenager that I feel this way, maybe one day I guess I’ll understand, but I don’t think I’ve lived enough to even begin to.